Slow play quotes

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By Deno

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  1. Jerry M

    Jerry M
    Dallas, TX

    Tom B.
    ",,,,,,,,you know why you keep leaving your putts short? Because the grass grows between the time you line it up and finally putt it!"


    This cracked me up!!
  2. gary s

    gary s

    keep up with the group infront but not infront of the group behind
  3. Rooster

    Rooster
    West Wareham, MA

    Military
    Golf is not for everyone. Maybe you should go bowling.
  4. Alex

    Alex

    'Yep you have a full bag of clubs, try using one!' me

    Really enjoyed reading through these cheers haha



  5. S. C.

    S. C.
    Tampa, FL

    If the guy hits multiple balls, I say, "Go ahead and hit a small bucket!"

    After I catch the group in front of me on the next tee, I say, " Are you guys gonna pay off your bets on every hole?"

    Or: "Granny was slow, but she was OLD!"
  6. S. C.

    S. C.
    Tampa, FL

    Or, if after a long wait, the guy duffs it: "That was worth the wait."

    Or, "We're burning daylight!"

    Or: "No, you're not slow. Slow would've finished 10 minutes ago."
  7. JT TITLEISTUSER

    JT TITLEISTUSER
    Wirral

    The middle quote - John Wayne in The Cowboys?? - but very much in context!!
    JT
  8. Roger K

    Roger K

    S. C. said:

    Or, if after a long wait, the guy duffs it: "That was worth the wait."

    Or, "We're burning daylight!"

    Or: "No, you're not slow. Slow would've finished 10 minutes ago."

    "No, you're not slow. Slow would've finished 10 minutes ago." My new go to, thanks!
  9. Chuck Z

    Chuck Z
    Mt Pleasant, SC

    Military
    My favorite quote: My wife is expecting me for dinner, you know..... Author; yours truly.... Our group tees off at 8 am
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